The all-time (tee-hee) records of the four men who coached in the Xtreme Soccer League’s one and only season in 2008-2009. Documented additions and corrections are always welcome (though probably unnecessary).
| Coach | Team(s) | GP | W | L | Pct. | GP | W | L | Pct. | GP | W | L | Pct. |
| Johnson, Matt | DET | 20 | 12 | 8 | .600 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 12 | 8 | .600 | |
| Morris, Steve | CHI | 20 | 7 | 13 | .350 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 7 | 13 | .350 | |
| Namazi, Omid | NJI | 20 | 11 | 9 | .550 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 11 | 9 | .550 | |
| Tozer, Keith | MKE | 20 | 10 | 10 | .500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 10 | 10 | .500 | |
| XSL TOTALS | 80 | 40 | 40 | .500 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 80 | 40 | 40 | .500 | ||
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